Several types of Vacuums

The following item was to surface in a Miami magazine (which shall remain anonymous) that never got beyond its first issue which was to include an account on a Miami helicopter builder, a jeweler, and a regional bikini developer. The parentheticals are my responses after-the-fact.Let me tell you a story about a young person who got up early one morning searching for a market and finished up on the cover of a is six o'clock on a Sunday morning. The sun is still not up and I am waiting below the Watson Island link between Miami and Miami Beach feeling a little unreasonable holding a bejeweled bra in my hand and a little uncomfortable seeing the abandoned growing from the shadows with the stray cats. I am there to take the cover and pin-up pages (ok, so it was not very politically correct-- at the least we offered both sexes), alone in the dark with the mice, the cats, displaced zombies looking for a smoke, and an over-the-top bra in my own hand that would make a experienced Nevada showgirl impression with envy.The bra consists of red fat and covered with Swarovski crystals prweb.com. It's on loan from the downtown jeweler for the photo shoot which, God willing, can happen in a few momemts. I'm looking for police patrolling the island but you can find no because it is too damn early!I understand my trust in mankind has been analyzed. The photographer who'd consented to do the shoot, bailed at the eleventh hour. In desperation I turned to Dennie and DK Cody of our first cover was shot by Cody Photo who. They consent to help me and suggest we plan the blast for 6am under the bridge to get the morning hours light on the downtown skyline. This probably had some thing related to Dennie's pioneer character bloodline (he is a of Buffalo Bill) where nobody ever gave a thought about getting out of bed before sunrise.I understand the Cody's will show, but I'm not too certain about the others. They have never been never met by me. I have just talked for them over the telephone. Understanding that they are exchanging their time only for coverage and copies of the journal makes me wonder if they will actually present. The longer I remain there alone at night, the less I am certain they will.Dennie and DK are the first people to look out of I that wasn't asked by the darkness for a smoke or cash. I hear myself paraphrasing the Cowardly Lion, "I do believe in people, I do believe in people." Now, if perhaps the rest may present so I can shake loose of my Cowardly Lion tail: the manager of Miami Choppers who decided to bring one of his true custom bikes down to the shoot, and the models.Patrick Jones is the first type to arrive. All the way from Ft. Lauderdale. He works out to become a good guy with a lot of enthusiasim for therefore early in the morning. I suspect he is from pioneer stock too. Eventually, Miguel Suarez and his charming wife Yami of Miami Choppers get up with the initial light of the afternoon and personally I think my trust in mankind growing with the brand new day's sun.Since the pin-up pages are single, full-pages devoted to a Dude" and "Dame," we begin firing Patrick on the bike instantly to get the kind of light only insomniacs, milkmen, smart fishermen, growers, buffalo hunters, and people surviving in Ft. Lauderdale who have to get up early for the drive into Miami will dsicover. One hour later I'm just starting to believe our Dame has often ended without telling me, or is lost. You can only create a person many ways on a helicopter before it becomes difficult to avoid appearing him for some sort of homosexual publication-- not that there is anything wrong with that as Seinfeld and Castanza have reminded us over countless reruns.Home is only a short drive away. I decide to return back and see if I could obtain our feminine model via a contact. While I'm on the net, her cell phone is called by me. Still nothing. I have not just a idea where she's. I drive back thinking we can not only have a guy appearing in the magazine. We're currently skating on politically inappropriate thin ice as it is what with pin-ups for crisesakes, but having just a man and maybe not a girl actually could paint a different kind of picture of what the publication is all about. Therefore, it is with great relief when I turn onto the dirt road beneath the bridge that I see Dennie talking to a female. I can't think it, but our product eventually showed up! I park, leap out and rush up to shake her hand however the woman stops me short with "I am not her." I look at Dennie. He is smiling broadly. Seems this woman was trying to find the fish industry on Watson Island. She'd gotten up early to report some fresh catch dinner that night. She grew up in Miami but had not been in ten years. Because she was away, the city moved the commercial fishing boats for sale and the fish industry. In the short time I was away, Dennie convinced her to pose for the magazine.She is just wearing pants, flip-flops, and a t-shirt-- and number makeup. But we don't care. She is cute, clever, and has an excellent self-deprecating sense of humor.And she's bold, the kind of character that states "yes" to new adventures; the kind of individual that's served this newspaper get published (Little did I know that this bravery wasn't provided by the publisher). She is excellent. Her name? Alecia Walker. She is on vacation, visiting her brother in Miami. Her house is in Maryland where she works as a Surgical Technologist.Within instances we've her ditching her t-shirt and carrying the "bejeweled bra." When I see the light bouncing off those Swarovsky crystals, I know it absolutely was meant to be. If we'd shot the photos with Alecia any earlier, we'd not have gotten that stunning result. Contact it serendipity-- I can't forget about my Cowardly Lion butt long enough to state it was meant to be. That might be assuming a lot of. Only time will tell. (I made the error of letting go of the tail at the release party for the magazine that followed this capture a week later ).I may also not guarantee if you say "yes" to the magazine your lifetime will change for the greater. I really do not know how being on the cover of our magazine and becoming the 2nd actually Downtown Dame will make your lifetime better, but preferably for this small spirited Ms. Walker, the Cody's, Patrick Jones, and the Suarezes, something good will emerge of expressing "yes" to us (or at the least to me).