The Six Million Dollar Man is Trying to sell Hearing Helps

In 1974 I was five years of age and there have been merely a number of men that I looked around. A handful of men that I desired to imitate and end up like. They included my father, Evel Knievel, Arthur Fonzarelli, and Colonel Steve Austin.Since that time I have found that Evel Knievel was a lunatic and an and that Henry Winkler, who pictured the Fonz, while a nice man is all about an out of 10 on the "flake" range. But I still had Lee Majors. All things considered he was married to Farrah Fawcett, he must of had some super powers in real life.Boy was I in for a surprise when I found Lee Majors marketing his Bionic Rechargeable Hearing Aid. What a wakeup call. May it be true? Could be the Bionic Man getting old. Are his areas finding rusty?The most important question, of course, is what does all of this mean for me? Am I getting old? Let's see, in 1974 I was five and in under a month I will be celebrating my 39th birthday. I guess I'm at the very least growing older. Can I have a hearing aid in my future? Quite possibly."We can improve him. We have the technology". I believe that's how the intro to the tv show went. Do I must say I want to be renewed? After all it labored for Pamela Lee Anderson. She was rebuilt.As for me I think I will put off generally rebuilding point. I could await cataract surgery [ http://hearingloss-hearingaids.com/siemens-hearing-aids-review/ siemens hearing aid reviews]. I could watch for the hearing aid. I've yet to inform my partner to ensure she sees some Metamucil or Denture treatment. And good Lord, I wish I never have to be sure I have a plentiful stock of Depends.I have had the old prostate tested. That was an excellent time.I just ask that my boyhood heroes go easy on me. Go on it slow. Be gentle. If Lindsay Wagner of "Bionic Woman" reputation may wait a few years before she begins peddling her chain of substitute hip locations that would be wonderful.The next thing you are likely to tell me is that Pete Rose is barred from baseball.